Ep 182 | The Super Inspirational and Uncensored Christmas Special

December 25, 2021 James Lane Episode 182
Ep 182 | The Super Inspirational and Uncensored Christmas Special
Show Notes Transcript

In episode 182 (The Christmas Special) of the American Reveille Podcast, I drink eggnog and talk crap about Joe Biden agreeing he should go [expletive deleted] himself. We then look at how the Left reacted and talk [expletive delted] about them. I show you that kids are now worried about Frosty the Snowman's gender identity and Santa is now a gay man in the EU. Knowing how close we are to a zombie apocalypse I inspire you with Washington crossing the Delaware river to [expletive deleted] the Hessians on Christmas day, and close is out with some beautiful words from the rooftop preacher, Pastor Brooks. Merry Christmas from the American Reveille family to yours!


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HO HO HO. Merry Christmas everybody Episode 192, American Reveille, the Christmas special this episode we're going to be talking about a couple of things, Joe Biden agreeing to go fuck himself. All of the backlash everybody had to say about that. Going to talk about Frosty the Snowman not being gender, what is an equitable enough I don't need to frickin magical snowman, whatever. They're talking about Santa Claus being gay in the EU. We'll talk about that a little bit. And a little bit of stuff to remind you how close to the zombie apocalypse we actually are. We're going to talk about America's first Christmas and then we're going to end it on a high note some good inspirational words, and I'm going to let you enjoy the rest of your Christmas day folks. 192 American Reveley podcast see in a couple seconds. Get my drink so how is everybody doing? I hope everybody had a good Christmas Eve. Christmas Day here, doing a quick early early morning, podcast episode before the family wakes up before we have to do present time. And I'm taking away from all responsibilities on the computer for the rest of the day. Because I think if I work today, my my wife might cut off my summer sausage in my presence. So we're gonna make sure that that doesn't happen. So after this podcast after I launch it out, you're not going to see me for 24 hours because I have to do my family responsibilities. And if you happen to be alone on Christmas, well, you'll have some good information to absorb a little bit of the American revenue, maybe a couple of laughs and I'll send you on your merry way to do whatever it is that you're going to do to celebrate this Christmas, folks, folks, folks, let me shut this off right here. Oh, I'm my own producer. What could I say? And even if I even if I had one, they probably wouldn't want to work for me on Christmas. I want to show you this video really quick. And then we're going to talk about it. Take a look at the Commander in Chief. Yeah, I hope you guys have a wonderful Christmas as well. But I wonder where the caller went. Where's your home? Oh, I think we lost them. Look at Joe Biden's head slumping down. Like did you see that? She she's like I'm married to this jackass. Yes, you are you married this jackass. Ah, God, I wish the aneurysm would have taken him. Yeah, that's probably what she's thinking my life would have been so different if that aneurysm thing would have worked out and I wouldn't be married to a dipshit that has no idea that he's agreeing that he should go fuck himself. I think it's hilarious. By the way. You have that guy call in. Let me put it back just for one more second, just so you can hear. This is a line they're calling in for like Santa wishes and stuff like that from kids. And this is supposedly a kid's dad and he just trolls the hell out of let's go Brandon. Go Brandon. I agree. He has no idea what he's saying. He's literally waltzing around in dementia Ville. Joe Biden is a sock puppet. He's a sock puppet. And it's hilarious. It's hilarious. So that's Oh, really funny. But what's even funnier? Is all of the crap that the people on the left are saying there Total hypocrites. I found this on Gateway Pundit. It says sick First Lady sparks Eric Swalwell you know the spy fucker. Reporters have meltdown over Christmas Eve color telling Joe Biden. Let's go Brandon. You know what? Why should we feel bad? By the way? Think about this. This is the commander in chief. Even if he has dementia, even if he's losing his mind, why should we feel bad? Why should we go? Oh, take it easy on him. He's going through some mental stuff. He's the president of the United States of America, the leader of the free world. Well, if it's anything to do with him, or the people controlling him at won't be free, much longer. Take a look at this. I want to show you some of what people are saying this is from Eric Swalwell. The guy that put his dang dang and right inside of thang thing. What was their name? Fang Fang. That was it Fang Fang, but as dang dang and Fang Fang. That's a That's a tongue twister that's like that song ball but adults are dying to dying dying due to due to due to defang thing anyway, I refuse to believe we are this in decent as people not on Christmas Eve not to a person who lost his wife and daughter at Christmas time. We're better than this be kind Eric You don't have any morals whatsoever. You're probably knee deep and cocaine right now your knows about hookers as well. Joe Biden's son their records it and jerks off in the corner. That's your Christmas wish, not mine. And I can only hope that whatever it is you're doing is granted, but we shouldn't be taking any advice from pieces of shit like that. Let's see what NBC News senior White House correspondent Kelly O'Donnell had to say. Yes. Can't we all expect a little more of ourselves when it comes to simple kindness and respect on Christmas Eve? It's not funny. It's not clever. It's lack of grace. What the fuck? Are you guys even talking about Kelly O'Donnell? You guys talk so much see if your ire is aimed at the person that you deem unfit, unhealthy, unclean for society. Then you can put any torpedo right into their battleship. You can talk all the shit you want about them. But they can't do anything in return. But no, no, we can't have a laugh about trolling Joe Biden. See, the truth is that the left doesn't have any good jokes. We have all the good jokes. They're just pissed off that they never have anything. Kelly. Oh, you made Santos naughty list. Let's go next. What is this? Who the hell is Molly Jong fast? Anyway, imagine if you're on the phone with the President of the United States on a line intended for children. And you use the venue for this Democrats, your party and your elite fuck children. So so if a guy decides to call and troll Joe Biden on the line for children, that's okay. But you know, Clinton can go to Epstein island from massages. Let's see SV dot. Hey, this is White House reporter SV and dotnet with the little the little line that you got the little line over the A it's not date. It's dot Hey, everyone yelled at Clinton for calling them a deplorable. Oh, what the hell does that have to do with the price of tea in China? Maybe we should ask Eric swallow what the price of tea in China is Maggie Haberman. Somehow this guy he is the true victim and Biden was somehow in the wrong as a guy gets on the phone to troll him on Christmas Eve after Biden was kind of as we all know how much of an asshole Biden can be to the working class man. You remember what he said to all those factory workers? What was it? Didn't he? I don't remember. I know that a veteran gotten to say he told people talk. He's talked a lot of shit. told people off. He's been at multiple. There's so many I can't even count them. There was so many the last couple years, especially when he was running for president when he was going to all these little towns say I'm not going to take away fracking. I'm not going to do that. And people would ask him questions and he would lose his temper on them. clear cut signs of early onset dementia, obviously something he's almost in a full blown case of right now. I just noticed my Santa hat is like, look at this thing. Okay, it's my white ball here. I could keep it on my pinky. Hello. Okay. Yeah, look at this thing. It's all dangly and shit. See? That's what they expect my ass to go all around this fucking world. All right, all around us. I got to eat these fucking cookies and milk. I gotta go down chimneys Some. Some of you motherfuckers have Constantino wire around the chimney because you think the feds are coming through your chimney? I gotta get through all that shit. And I got to take my magic sack out and give presence I gotta give presence for all the little kids out there. Sometimes I'm lucky and mommy sleeping on the couch and Santa can get a little a little show in the middle of the night. But you know, that doesn't always happen. So Santa has got to go here. He's got to go there and look at this. Now I got to get a new fucking Because what maybe snugged on somebody's fucking hook on the wall when I came down the chimney folks get bigger chimneys okay? I'm tired of fucking my suit up every year. Anyway Olivia of Troy said how many kids get the opportunity to talk to the President of the United States on Christmas Eve while they await Santa? How many I don't know you guys don't believe in God Christ's Santa or anything you believe in nothing. You teach your kids Santa doesn't exist at three years old. So what do you even care all of a sudden, they want to talk to Santa you master you call the Biden line. You caught the line. And you went to talk to Santa was Biden and you said, Let's go Brandon and you took you took the opportunity away from a little child to speak to our Lord and Savior Joe Biden. How dare you? The lack of decency and respect by the dad on this call is a horrid. I hope those kids grow up to be a better person than their father. Wow. Wow. Wow. She literally said that this is disgusting, and then says something even more disgusting. I hope their kids grow up to be a better person than their father. This is the mindset of the left. Alright. dads don't matter on the left. Remember that? Jake Tapper from CNN? Is there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about? Yeah, Jake, why don't you tell us? Why don't you tell us according to you, it's about ratings. CNNs Anna Navarro while some get that infantile euphemism trending again, I'm just gonna sit here and look at the beautiful official White House Christmas card I got from the legitimately elected for the sixth President of the United States of America, huh? Mama Mama? My own farts smell delicious and an Avara sniffing her own farts. Talking about how great she is rubbing in the face of everybody this Christmas card she got from the White House whose decorations look like absolute dogshit compared to Melania. But that's because Jill Biden is dogshit everything woke turns to shit, including everything and everyone in the White House. And of course, of course, let's end it with Jeremy diamond, another person from CNN. It goes to show you why their ratings are in the shitter if you think it's appropriate to tell someone anyone really to go fuck themselves after they gave your kids the time of day on Christmas Eve. It says a lot more about your personal character than anything else. Do you think their kids really even want to talk to fucking Joe Biden? Right? Like like they're you're missing the point. Jeremy, you're missing the point. Go say hi to Dustin from OH to sue. If anybody gets that joke, put it in the comments below. This is good eggnog River. All right. Listen. I know we're in a fucked up spot in the world, guys. All right. It's not perfect. Everything's a little wacky, but it's Christmas and we want to try to enjoy ourselves. We want to try to have a good time. I just rallied you up. I showed you what all these insignificant, worthless lefties have to say and I promise you I didn't just put coal in their stockings. Santa. Listen, I want to tell you Santa has a bad bad issue here. He's got GERD. He's got stomach problems. I got a bad case IBS. Okay, folks. Remember, just like Jesus Santa was Jewish once to so Santos. Case. IBS is terrible. I gotta eat all these cookies. I gotta drink all this milk. I'm lactose intolerant so when I get to Jake Tapper and Jeremy Diamond's house, and Anna's how all these people's houses. I have a really really bad stomach issue. Just take a nice hot steaming pile of shit right in their fucking stockings. That's what I do. It's cold it's shit it's disgusting they wake up to it they don't understand they go How did I get shit my stocking? Well, you should have been good boys and girls. Okay, CNN, a big pile of shit deserving of Santa shit in their stockings. We want to be fun we want to be good but how can we how can kids be on the not naughty list? How can kids be innocent anymore when they've been poisoned by things like CNN by brainwashed parents by organizations that don't understand what it is to just let kids be kids because now now we got to see that students all agree across the land that Frosty the Snowman. Alright, we it could be frosty it could be what's that fucking snow man's name from Frozen? What the hell is his name? I know he dies anyway. I forgot any snowman name your snowman pick your famous snowman frosty is the only one I really know about besides the one from Frozen. Students agree Frosty the Snowman. Not gender include do we got to put a big carrot caulk? On Frosty the Snowman? Do we got to put a carrot? Do we got to get a littler carrot for his nose and a bigger carrot for down there since porns. poisoning the minds of young people. They expect Frosty the Snowman to have a big old giant you know what? So maybe we got to do that we got to get a Christmas SMIS cucumber for frosty campus reforms logon doable you like that transition Eat your heart out Ben Shapiro, Logan doable went to the University of Pittsburgh to ask students about whether or not the classic Christmas song for us the the snowman is inclusive enough as the song assumes for us these pronouns without taking into account the snowman could be gender non binary, it's a fucking snowman. It's magic Christmas spirit imbued in a body made of rolled snow. What All right, we got to get Frosty the biggest Christmas cucumber ever with the Christmas season coming up. There are a lot of Christmas songs out there that people have said to be non inclusive. The songs may also be offensive doable told students before asking if they believe the song quote, leaves out the possibility for frosty to identify as a woman or non binary your science is fucked. It's incorrect. I don't give a shit what you identify as it doesn't exist. We don't live in Narnia. This isn't fairytale land. This isn't frozen. No, no. Okay, just no. Now. No, you're my true north. Cuz I'm lost in the hood. Oh, shit. I'm lost. Okay, nevermind. The majority of students agreed that the songs failed to be gender inclusive quote. I haven't thought of that. But I definitely do agree look at that implanting these thoughts and young, vulnerable students just ready to be brainwashed since they never grew up with any responsibility or anybody telling them that life was hard and that they had to fight for things. No, they got trophies for everything. They were told that everything would be easy, and now they're in college gendering snow men. That's what we pay the 10s of 1000s of dollars for our kids to go to college for to gender Frosty the Snowman, quote, I guess it could be seen that way. They could make a different version of the song. Another student said, seeing saying men versus women can definitely exclude people. No, everybody's different. All right, and men and women have very different things about them that are biological, that are ingrained in them. I don't give a crap if you identify as a female ferret mixed with a pineapple. If you're a man, you have male tendencies. If you're a woman, you have women tendencies. And if you don't agree with those, and you fight them, that's fine. But I know and you know that deep down at three in the morning, when you're up and you're all alone, and your thoughts are running, and you're wondering what you're doing with your life, you're truly unhappy. You're truly miserable. You're truly unsupported, which is why you made your decisions in the first place. You see, we've studied the science and yours, your version, it just doesn't ring out. Okay, it doesn't bring out quote, I guess I can see how people might be offended by a snowman not being inclusive. But personally, it's not a very big issue. I can't see why anybody can be offended. The beautiful thing about America All right, the beautiful thing about America is that I could stay on my place you could stay in your place. We could believe two different things. You could fuck your side fuck myself. Who cares? Go fuck yourself. Right? But stay off my lawn. That's the beautiful thing as as simple as I just put it as ridiculous and simple and blown up and ranty as I just put it, that's as simple as it is. You stay there I stay here you do your thing. I do my thing. Merry Christmas. That's what it is. But no, we're having to shove down our throats. Alright, we're having to shove down our throats and up our asses. It's worldwide. Why the fuck should anybody care about what's happening with a snowman pecker? Alright, snowman didn't even have peckers till this article, but no, no. You see the world is shoving it down our throat. The world. I'm sure a lot of you saw how on Steven Crowder, a couple months back. It was a month or two back they showed that commercial for the gay Santa Claus in I think was Denmark or Norway. And now it's traveled so far that it's made this mainstream news you're in Breitbart, and there was a poll that came out that says forget Mrs. Claus. Nearly four and 10 Britons think Santa can be gay. And I guess that's okay, because Britain's a pretty gay place. roughly four out of 10 Britain's 39% think Santa Claus could be gay. According to a YouGov poll released the day before Christmas Eve, hmm. Hey, hey, hey, instead of whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoo. The results came after okay. It was close Norwegian Postal Service released the annual Christmas video featuring Santa Claus falling in love with another man to mark the 50th anniversary of Norway's decriminalization of homosexuality. The video entitled When Harry Met Santa is a four minute short film in which the main character interacts with Santa Claus several times before writing him a letter stating, Dear Santa, all I want For Christmases, it's a really, really gay commercial. As you can imagine. It's super gay. They they kiss and it's really gay. The youngest Britons, and you see, I'm not being offensive there, because if two men are kissing, it's gay, right? I'm using it properly, not using it to say, you know, some sort of thing like, Oh, that was dumb earning No, not doing it. Santa kissing another man's pretty gay. The youngest Britain's those aged 18 to 24 support a gay Santa by 60% to 2025 to 4049 are also more in favor 46% to 33. When it gets to 50 to 64, they don't find it very acceptable. You see their breeding or our decision to any conservative views are being bred out all over the world. This is the master plan for socialism. All right, this stuff is like, like you look at America, right? And you see how they have Democrats that make these racist policies, and they do it under the guise of helping African Americans. And you see, they find a way to sneak it in there. Like they're doing something good, when in fact, they're being racist with a smile on their face pretending to help people, they found a way to continue their southern slaveholder roots. Alright, because that is Democrats. Democrats are southern slaveholders. They just moved to different places. Okay, listen. All right, they found a way to put this out, they found a way to make it seem like they're doing something innocuous when in fact, they're doing something terrible. And the same here. Alright, the same here. You see, you're snuffing out people with different views, because you don't find those views acceptable, right? And you're finding people to blame for it. This is the type of stuff that leads to Nazi Germany, right? Because, hey, if you're gay, and you want a gay Santa, having gay Santa, but that doesn't mean the rest of the world has got to deal with a gay Santa, which is what everybody wants to push. They want to push it so that everybody has to live by the LGBTQ alphabet mafia, Trans World fucking universe, and hey, man, it's a free country. You want that universe here, live in that universe, but we want our universe to you see where we're coming from. We want our land and our yard and our house, and we'll stay on it and do our thing. And you do that shit on yours, too. Doesn't work the same way in Britain doesn't work the same way in the EU and around the world. People forget where the freest country in the world you have to remember, we're the freest country in the world. At least we're not having the debate here yet. We wouldn't even be allowed to have the debate here yet. With Joe Biden. And with the Democrats in power, we'll just be arrested for saying that Santa shouldn't be gay. I don't think Santa should be gay. Because it's something that influences children. And see the gay community says, well, children should be taught that being gay is okay. No children shouldn't even have to think about what gay is or what gay isn't? Or what's right and what's wrong in that aspect. Because their children, let them become adults. And then you can fucking show them who gay Santa is. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But that is the way of the world that is biology. That is science. You don't agree with me? Good. It's a free country. Don't agree with me. But I have the freedom to tell you to go fuck yourself. And gay Santa Claus. You can be gay, Santa Claus. In Norway, stay the fuck away from me. All right, the world is falling apart. I mean, really, the world is falling apart. You've got China and Russia building up their Arsenal's America on the decline. Alright, democracy failing all around the world because of the pressures of socialism and the brainwashing of young people thrown through social media and through our technology, and fostered by business, big business and by big tech, all right, that are only going to fuck themselves in the long run. But you've got this whole new world being built. All right, and the old world collapsing when it shouldn't be there are things that are going to have to be propped up. And people are just going along their merry ways. There's law like nothing's happening, but what's actually happening is a collapse a major collapse worldwide. People are losing their minds. People are destroying cities, burning down stores, looting things destroying states. Look at New York, look at Chicago. Look at California. Look at Oregon. Look at look at Washington State. Look at Baltimore, Maryland. Look, I could just name city after city after city riddled with homeless people. homeless young people, drug addicts. You know fentanyl killed more young people in this country than anything. Fuck COVID fentanyl fucked everybody up. All right. Our country is falling apart. The world is falling apart. We're on the verge of collapse. All right, literally. All we need are zombies. And it's over. All right. I want to show you this really quick. Alright, there's a million things to show you. But I thought that this was the funniest one. Let me see. There's a woman All right, who was armed with a pickaxe chopping and broke daylight or shoplifting, excuse me in broad daylight in Los Angeles. Nobody gives a shit anymore. She's yelling things all right, with a pickaxe I'm not fucking around the suspect set as an employee tried to stop her What do they do to try to stop shoplifters with pickaxes in Los Angeles? Now Now I'll let you take double of the stuff if you just I don't know fucking actually it's kind of legal for them to do that so they're not really stopping anything. A woman armed with a pickaxe entered a Rite Aid in Venice on Wednesday stole merchandise and cursed everyone while doing it. I don't want to smell shit when I'm knocking these bitches out. She said that she put body spray into her basket look at this video. Just look at it's funny as hell of strange things in dentists but this may be a first a woman wielding a pickaxe accused of stealing from a Rite Aid store. LAPD officers respond to a robbery call tonight. We're told that the shoplifter had to pick sacks over her shoulder detectives say this lady merchandise from the Rite Aid at the intersection of Lincoln and Lake is basically the lady from The Walking Dead employees who tried to take her basket nobody was hurt yet but who's look at this people are walking around with pickaxes and steel and shit. All right, all we need are zombies. Think about it. All we need are zombies. Think of The Walking Dead? Where's that? That chick with the fucking the two chains and she had the zombies with no jaws. On the fucking two seconds from The Walking Dead. Two seconds. We just need some dumb white kid with a cowboy hat and a fuckin six shooter. I mean, we're two seconds from The Walking Dead. Los Angeles is a piece of shit. Chicago is a piece of shit. Portland's a piece of shit. Seattle's a piece of shit. All these places, Detroit. All these places. They've all been to Washington, DC, New York City. They've all been turned into literal zombie apocalypse lands. They've literally been turned into terrorist cesspools where roving bands of murderers are running around doing whatever they want. It's Mad Max in those cities. It's Mad Max. And and nobody seems to give a shit. Nobody seems to give a shit. This country is so close to something igniting to something blowing up. All right, it's so close. And nobody even realizes it. All right, everybody's walking around with their head up their ass. I'm not saying you. If you're listening to me, if you're watching me, I'm not saying you. I'm talking about most average, everyday people thinking nothing's going to happen. Look at the gas prices. Look at the fights people are having look at. We don't even share the same core values anymore. So how do we walk this back? Tell me how we walk this back. I don't see a way. I don't see a way. I want to remind you. All right, on this Christmas, I want to remind you of our history. I saw a really good article that showed a lot of history on Washington. And Washington's crossing of the Delaware on Christmas. We used to be a country with shared ideals, shared values, we fought together for our independence for our freedom. But a large portion of this country doesn't want freedom. They don't want independence. They want socialism, they want to bend the knee to a monarchy to a crown. They want somebody else to think for them, to feel for them and to worry about them. All right, and to worry for them. But most of us, we want independence, we want freedom. We want the right to be able to fight for our lives, so that we can enjoy our lives and do what we want. Whatever makes us happy the pursuit of happiness. Whatever career we'd like whatever freedom of freedom to be a frickin bean farmer in Oklahoma, or the freedom to become the president of the United States. Everybody in this country, regardless of skin color has that right? But a lot of people on the left if not everybody on the left seems to have forgotten that. So I'm going to remind you, I'm going to remind you, we're going to take a trip back in history. We're going to go on the Time Machine imagine strapping yourself in I don't know what type of time machine you want to imagine. Do you want to imagine like Journey to the Center of the Earth Time Machine? Or you know that Denzel Washington movie where they're in Louisiana, Louisiana, and what is it? The the one where they blow up the ship? It's like Mardi Gras and they blow the thing up deja vu he goes back in time and saves that the hot chicks life. Freakin we could use that time machine except you have to wake up in a hospital and they got to zap your heart back. That was a screwed up that maybe we won't take that time machine. We could think maybe like the UFOs the tic tac UFOs they've been seeing maybe those are time machine. I don't know, whatever type of Time Machine. How about this DeLorean? Let's go back to the future. All right, so you get a DeLorean. Alright, Doc Brown's not there. He's like 96 years old. So you're gonna have to do this yourself. You loaded up you go, what is it? 88 miles an hour. Right. And now we're back in 1776. All right, and you're watching a Washington and Something around 2500 men get ready to cross the Delaware on Christmas that's the American spirit the American way we're willing to do fucked up things and fucked up conditions Americans, right? How's that mean? Go? Americans willing to cross the frozen river on Christmas to kill you? Right? That's That's America. Other countries. I've talked to Australians. I've talked to other countries they think we're crazy. Oh, Americans die and all you got all these guns. And you can sit there shut the fuck up. This is America. We're built different than the rest of the world. We're better. America is better than every country in the world. And this is why Alright, exclusive. Oh, Donald, America's first Christmas that changed the course of history. Let's have some fun with this. All right. December 1776 was one of the darkest times for America. Hyperinflation gripped the economy. Oh, that sounds interesting. Washington's army lost one battle after another. The mood of the country changed from optimism to defeat. But on Christmas day, Americans amid raging nor'easter crossed an impassable ice filled river surprise and killed an expertly trained enemy and changed the course of American history. Thomas Paine epically captured these days leading up to Christmas 1776 in the American crisis, quote, These are the times that try men's souls. Paine wrote, The Summer soldier in the sunshine patriot who will in this crisis shrink from the service of their country, but he that stands by it now deserves the love and thanks of man and women. Tyranny, like hell is not easily conquered. Yet. We have this constellation within us that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. Washington's army had lost one battle after another the economy had tanked. And the paper money the United States printed seemed worthless. You should pay attention to this folks, you should really hear these words because it sounds very familiar, doesn't it? Americans were abandoning their cause in droves. During the fall of 1776, the British issued an amnesty proclamation that often offered pardon and protection to rebels who signed an oath of loyalty to the king within 60 days, and 1000s of Americans, including several members of Congress clamor to sign the oath. One disgusted American patriot recalled, quote, to the disgrace of the country in the human nature, great numbers flocked to confess their political sins to the representative of Majesty and to obtain pardon it was observed that these consisted of the very rich and the very poor, while middling class held their their constancy Alright, think about that the middle class held their their their shit together, they had balls, they said, No, if you king, we're gonna do it right, but the super rich, they were cowards and the super poor, they were cowards, only the folks in the middle who were fighting who believed in something who wanted to better themselves and better their families and work their way up a ladder that hadn't even been built yet. Those were the people holding this country together again, middle class friends and families, even somewhat poor friends and families. Don't you see the similarities there? I see the similarities says Making matters worse, the enlistments for the Continental Army expired in December and January 1 1777. That means that you could have just left it would have been over, most Americans could read, and the pamphlet immediately raised the morale of both the military and civilians. Alright, the looming prospect of disaster seem to spur Americans into action. As things get worse, we get stronger, you've heard that thing. Weak men make hard times hard times, make strong men strong men make easy times easy times make weak men, this is the type of thing but when things get real weak here, it seems like God comes down and taps certain people, certain people with the core values and abilities to step up and take charge and make things happen. That's a key American value a key American quality that is not seen in many other countries folks, quote, Our republic cannot exist long and prosperity. Dr. Benjamin Rush later wrote in the letter to John Adams, quote, we require adversity to appear and appear to possess most of the Republican spirit. When most depressed when things get hardest, we rise to the occasion. That's what that means. The crisis had a direct positive effect that steel to resolve that December 245 years ago. It sounds like such a long time but it's not. It's like three letters. lifetimes it's like your grandma's mom. That's it. All right, your grandma's Grandma, it's not long ago. It's not 245 years ago, it marked a period where Americans from all stripes came together to alter the course of history and a great counter offensive on Christmas night. On the eve of the battle, General George Washington sat in his tent on the banks of the Delaware River and method, methodically wrote the same three words over and over and over again, on several small pieces of paper. He had decided on a darling plan sorry, a daring plan, crossing the ice choke Delaware River and mounting a surprise attack on the HESI and Garrison there knowing that the assault could not hope to succeed if word of the plan reached the enemy he detailed a Virginia sorry he detailed a Virginia the cert what sorry? Excuse me, what is this he detailed a Virginia the to serve as centuries? I think they screwed up here in the article. I think it says he detailed. There's probably some military or something from Virginia there to service the centuries around the Patriot camp. The General himself selected the password for the night. And that was what he was writing on scraps of paper for distribution to unit commanders, hey, Breitbart, your article here as a typo, excuse me, effing up my podcast, what the fuck? While the Surgeon General of the Continental Army was visiting Washington, one of the slips, one of the slips happened to fall on the floor. Quote, I was struck with the inspection of it, the physician wrote, it was Victory or death. That was what George Washington wrote on that paper again, and again and again all night victory, or death. Think about that. That's the bottom of the eggnog contrary to the myth perpetrated, perpetuated by many children's books, the HESI ins in Trenton, New Jersey, were neither drunk nor idle. They're experienced Commander Colonel Jonathan ihraam, the hero of White Plains, Chatterton hills, and the break through at Fort Washington kept his men in constant readiness and on patrol. A series of raids by the local militia in the prior days had put them on edge and the men slept, dressed and armed. Rahl realized the precarious nature of the Trenton outpost, and frequently demanded reinforcements but to no avail. in exasperation, he complained scheisse obey scheisse shit on shit. Let them come, we will go at them with the bayonet. British spies had warned of an impending attack on Trenton, but no one knew the exact day and time the intelligence combined with the raids but rollin is men in a perpetual state of alert, and began to fray at their nerves. If you stay in alert, alright, waiting for something. Think about that. Think of any stress where you've been waiting for an impending decision, something that would be good or bad, something that was coming, and you didn't know when Think of how built in your stomach. Every one of his troops sat there for days and weeks feeling that stress and it took a big toll on them. Alright, it took a big toll on them, says Washington settled on a complicated plan to envelop rouse garrison. The main force which included the elite troops from Maryland would cross McConkey his ferry, alright, this is a screwed up place. You got to understand. I want you to think about this. This is a huge ice river. Alright, a huge ice river and they've got a cross. Over 2000 men on these boats cross this river. If you fall over you freeze to death. It's the middle of the night. It's Christmas. This is a hell of an endeavor. This is 1776. They didn't have floodlights, and freakin parkas. Nobody was wearing like fleece lined jackets and Ugg boots. All right, this was the ships of the shits. This was a Victory or death. It says the army was in pitiful condition. As one American officer remembered, it would be a terrible night for the soldiers who had no shoes. Some had tied old rags around their feet. Others were barefoot, and not one man complained. Do you know how much bitching and moaning would be? uncalled come in my ears her. Everybody would be bitching and moaning everybody's a pussy in 2021 these were freakin 17 year old kids, a lot of these folks. Nobody was bitching. Nobody was moaning. They were getting the job done. They were fighting for independence. They were fighting for freedom from tyranny, something that should be starting to become familiar for many people today. Dealing with tyranny. All right says by 11pm A massive storm pelted the men with snow, sleet, and biting wind as they crossed the Delaware in Durham boats. All right, not to be confused. With the Durham investigation, these were Durham boats. They're tall. Wall boats with flat bottoms. Alright. Crossing the Delaware and Durham boats, many people couldn't swim. If they fell over the side, they would die. Despite the risk of frostbite and hypothermia, the in the indefatigable, what is that? Who wants to use a word that big? I've never even seen that word. We're gonna look that word up really quick so that I can read this properly for you guys. I have to throw this in there. Is that even a word in D fat? It's an adjective, indefatigable, it means incapable of being defeated, incapable of being defeated, incapable of being fatigued. Alright, why would you use that word? It's 2021. Despite the risk of frostbite and hypothermia, the you could say the ever ready Continental Army the strong willed the Continental Army, the non the excited beyond tired cotton, the indefatigable Continental Army, you had a typo three paragraphs ago, and now you're using words half of us don't know. I'm sorry, I'm bitching at Breitbart. Now. The Continental Army pressed on Washington was out in front. Somebody said, I've never seen Washington so determined as he is now. All right. Miraculously, the Americans didn't lose a single soldier in the initial crossing. However, the storm had put them far behind their timetable. All right, through the snow and sleet driven nearly horizontal by punishing winds. The men and horses trudged through drifts and slid across icy roads. Quote, many of our poor soldiers are barefoot and Ill clad. Alright, the officers were literally feeling bad for their folks. Alright, the route was easily traced. There was snow everywhere. There was snow everywhere. Imagine that. You get across the river. You got horses you got this isn't just a bunch of dudes. This is 2500 people. This is a horses, these their wagons, there's food and supplies. There's ammunition. Everything you'd need in the war now, but not easily transportable there on wagons back then and started 1776 Nobody had an engine. Nobody has a car. You couldn't say hey, my drive that shit over around the fucking river. This was an endeavor. People were freezing to death. People were crying. People were fucked up. People had no shoes. Alright, this isn't like today where everybody's got a pair of fucking Nikes and then tells you your privilege. Back then. People were fucked. And they didn't care. Nobody complained. Nobody complained the Americans arrived on the outskirts of Trenton New Jersey just before eight o'clock in the morning. Remember when I said that? They're due at 11pm The storms they're still fucking crossing this is hours and this is eight in the morning now the next day I mean this isn't something they don't get a nap they're doing this for days trying to get across this fucking river and so so happens Christmas Day 8am There they are taking a look across all right there they are eight o'clock in the morning thanks to the reduced visibility from the storm. They approached within 200 yards before the centuries cried data fiend How about this how about this the enemy turnout? Turnout I don't know if you know yet but it has scenes are German. Anyway, shots were fired. Alright, and the Americans charged some yelling. These are the times that try men's souls. The famous words penned by Thomas Paine as their battle cry. The heskins disorganized fell back from the onslaught that seemed to come from all around them. Small groups clash throughout the city house to house fighting just like Afghanistan, just like Iran. It's house to house fighting. This is not something new. Alright, maybe our technology has changed. But we've been doing this shit for hundreds of years, with kettle drums beating Raul shouted all who are my grenadier ears forward. By this time the Americans had infiltrated the entire city marksman took up secure positions and houses and behind fences where they could pick off enemy fires boom, one by one American artillery commanded by Boston Tony and Colonel Henry Knox. By the way, there's a there's a myth. Some say it's real. Some say it's not real. But Henry Knox was close with Washington and he was a fat ass motherfucker. And when Washington stepped into his boat, it's rumored that Washington said something kicked him in his ass and said to Henry, he said hey Arie you need to move your fat ass he said something like that. Move your fat ass but do it slowly so you don't swamp the boat. He's literally saying Hey, buddy, move quick. I gotta get all this fucking boat but don't do too fast you fat motherfucker. You fat piece of shit Henry Knox if you move too fast gonna dump all of us in this cold ass River. I'm a fuck you. That's the rumor. At least that's 21 translation for what Washington may have said. But anyway, this is Henry Knox All right. Knox. All right. They took the city Colonel Henry Knox pummeled the oncoming hunt. Scenes knocks later wrote here succeeded a scene of war of which I had been often conceived but never saw before. All right, he'd often dreamed of that type of war but never saw a site such as what he had seen that day. Another participant captured the McCobb Meili, my blood chill to see horror and distress such horror and distress blood mingling together the dying groans and garments rolled in blood, the sight was too much to bear. After retaking his artillery, Raul tried but failed to rally his men acting on faulty intelligence. Acting on faulty intelligence. He assumed that his only escape route a bridge across the assumed pink Creek had been captured by the marble headers. He ordered the heskins to retreat through an orchard to the south east. At that moment, two bullets struck the commander in the side, mortally wounded he reeled in the saddle that means he went, Oh, reeled in a saddle flock. His men attempted to evade the patriot forces. But the Americans pursued on horseback Washington leading the attack. Can you imagine them galloping through this orchard? Fucking going right after these guys right after screaming march on brave fellows after me hit from three sides the heskins now leaderless because remember hit their leaders fucked up dying in a saddle going, Oh, fuck me. They lowered their guns. They lowered their flags. They gave up 9am All right, think about that. They got there right before eight. He gave up at nine. This is just an hour off the shit I just read one hour. Word of the surrender soon spread to the continental forces throughout Trenton. A huge shout took the town as the triumphant Americans threw their hats into the air and cheered the victory. In short order. They found 40 hog sheds of rum and cracked them open. By the time Washington found out about the alcohol and ordered the cast destroyed. The soldiers drank so freely to admit any discipline or defense. Washington had more things he wanted to do that day, but everybody got a little too drunk after the victory. All right. The Americans had killed 22 hessie and severely wounded 84 and took 896 prisoners while suffering few losses. Equally important they captured as many muskets bayonets, cartouche boxes and swords as well as all the artillery swelling their supplies, the Americans had won a great victory. But they had little time for rest. Washington needed to capitalize on the victory of Trenton and eliminate the other British troops in New Jersey. But for that he would need troops. The enlistment period for the bulk of Washington's men expired on New Year's Day. They had every right to return home. What was left of the Continental Army into Fort went into formation and stood at attention as Washington mustered his or rhetorical powers, sorry, prowess, and appealed to the men to continue fighting. He said, quote, my brave fellows, you've done all I've asked you to do and more, that could be reasonably expected. But your country is at stake. Your wives are at stake your houses and all that you hold dear. If you will consent to stay one month longer, you will render that service to the cause of liberty and to your country, which you probably can never ever do under any of other circumstances. Alright, he's basically saying, Please, we just won this battle. The war is almost over. We're about to have a free country. If you leave, your wives are going to get screwed up, your houses are going to get burned out, everything's going to get fucked up. But stay with me fight with me for one more month, fight for me and have a free country. All right. That's what he told them. Moved by the generals words and his most affectionate manner. Men slowly stepped forward from their ranks, more soldiers followed, as the majority of the army decided, excuse me to continue fighting. Many of those who stepped forward would help turn the tide in the coming battles to win us liberty that we enjoy today. And while the sacrifice was great, many of those volunteers died in battle or from smallpox, America's resolve is at its strongest in its darkest hours. All right, I wanted to read that to you. I know it was a little long. But I want you to understand that historically, the pattern shows that when we're the most fucked up or the most screwed when our conservative values are crushed into the dirt when free freedom and liberty are being pissed upon by the enemy. Americans always rise to the occasion. We've done it before and we will do it again. Alright, we will and on this Christmas. We have To end this on a good note, we have to talk about some good stuff. We have to look at something really quick, out of Chicago and I talked about this on the last podcast, they're doing what's called rooftop revelations. They've got a pastor. And he spends time on this rooftop and does these podcasts and tries to speak inspirationally talk to young people in Chicago, talk to folks that are going through hardship, and give them the good word. All right. And I wanted to play this one. I wanted to play it, because I really, really, really believe that what this guy's doing is a good thing. So let's watch this together. And then we'll wrap this show up. It's been a year for a lot of people. Life has been hitting you and knocking you down. But the resiliency of being an American says that we have so much in us. So much determination, so much strength, so much resiliency, so much pride, that even though we get knocked down sometimes, we always bounce back up. Amen. Just like I read you in the Washington article, at our darkest American stand up to the occasion, it was passing the Cory Brooks and you got an amsteel here on the south side of Chicago on a blog that they call old block, named after a young man named eau de Perry, we decided to keep the Oh, but make it opportunity block. I'm staying in this tent for 100 days from November 20 to February 28. Bring attention to the violence in the city of Chicago, most of all, to make sure that we raised the money to build a community center. I woke up this morning thinking that I wanted to wish everyone a very merry Christmas. First of all, I want to say thank you so much to all of you from all across the country, who have been giving, who have been supporting and showing us nothing but love. My heart has been overjoyed. As a result of all that you have done for us. I realized that we're here in Chicago. And they you don't have to help us. But that's why I love being an American citizen. Because when all of us come together, there's absolutely nothing that we cannot accomplish. Isn't that right? I was thinking about Christmas. And I was thinking about my first Christmas. Especially during the season when I'm away from home and away from family. My mind went back to the first Christmas that I can really remember. Anybody who knows me knows that. I can't remember a lot about my childhood. I know we were impoverished. I know we didn't have a lot of money and I really can't remember a lot. I know that from my childhood. I can't remember a lot of the stories. I can't remember all the things but there's one specific Christmas that I do remember, I was seven years old. And my you I never asked my mother for any Christmas gifts in all of my life. Because I understood that we were in poverty, I understood that we didn't have a lot of money. So I never asked for Christmas gifts. Even when I became a teenager, I'd never asked for Christmas gifts. But I remember seven years old. My mother, a single parent bought me three toys. One of them was a yellow Tonka truck. And back in that day in time the tanker trucks, you had to roll it and lift up and dump stuff out of it. Maybe that's why I love trucks to this day. I'm a good old country boy. And I remember the other gift was a sheriff's outfit. If you can believe that. And it had the cowboy hat, it had the cowboy boots and had the little overpass that went over it and the sheriff's jacket and a nice Sheriff's Badge and I never forget how much I love those little cat gorillas. Unlike today when they got all this other foolishness Those were the good old days. I won't forget it. But there was one gift that I remember I want to tell you about. It was a Bozo the Clown if you can believe that my mom bought me a seven year old a Bose and I remember having to blow that blows over the cloud. It took me and my cousin Eric all day long. low unemployment like today they just got a button you just push it and it just blows up. Yeah, everything's easy. All day blowing it up. We finally got Bozo blown up. And there he was standing about four and a half feet off the ground. He had an oval head. He had a big old smile, have a nice round bottle. And I'm gonna tell you that's where I learned how to fill some of my most vicious shots. I learned how to throw overhand rights who Yep, and I'm a sophomore, I learned how to do a nice left hand dad. I learned how to throw a hook, cup and a combination all of those. And I can remember me my cousin, we double team Bozo, one day, we beat him down so bad. But here's what I remember about it. Every time I would hit him with a right, he go down, he come back up. I hit him with left he go down, he come back up. I hit him with combinations. He go down. But he come back up. It took me a long time. I wasn't that smart of a kid. To find out the secret to Bozo success. Bozo has something way down on the inside. That regardless of what you did on the outside, he always bounced back up. And he always had that big to lay smile. Listen, it's been a tough year for a lot of people. Life has been hitting you and knocking you down. But the resiliency of being an American says that we have so much in us. So much determination, so much strength, so much resiliency, so much pride, that even though we get knocked down, sometimes, we always bounce back up. We do it with a big smile. I want to wish you and yours, a very merry Christmas. And even though you've been knocked down, remember, you can bounce back, very Christmas. And, as always, please. So I think pastor Brooks message is beautiful. I think not just as individuals, but as Americans or American spirit is all about getting knocked down and getting back up. Alright. And we've all been knocked down this last year or two. And we look we've had time to reflect we've seen as the doors have been swung open, all of the years of BS that's been going on that we may have not even recognized from our government. And from from from the left from all of these things. But now is the time for us to come together. Now was the time on Christmas for us to recognize what's important, our family, our friends, our love and our freedom. All right. And of course, as always our respect for God. All right, our respect for God and our love for God. All right. As you know, I'm Jewish. All right, but my wife's not. And our religions are intertwined. They're intertwined. And I'm a friend of that. And I love Christmas. And I celebrate Christmas and I celebrate Hanukkah. And I James Lane want to wish you a very Merry Christmas and all of us here in American revenue. I want to wish you a very Merry Christmas. But I want to put that out with something. If you're with your friends, if you're with your family, take care of each other, love each other. Put politics away for a day, if you've got some folks in your family that don't see eye to eye and try to remember our core values as Americans. And if you've got nothing if you have no Christmas if you have no family, which I had for many, many years, no family, no Christmas, no anything. I know how that is. I know how it is to grow up. I know what it is to have nothing. All right. And I know what it is to fight for everything you have. But if you have nothing, don't sit in your house. Don't sit in your apartment. Don't sit there and soul can be miserable. Go out and do something kind for somebody. They'll do something kind of back and then go enjoy your evening. Alright, knowing in your heart that you spread love you spread joy. You put a smile on somebody's face. Because Christmas isn't about you. Christmas is about us. It's about us, folks. I love y'all. We had a good podcast. I really enjoyed doing this special. Maybe I had a little too much eggnog and went off the rails a little bit so please forgive me. But we saw Biden agree to go fuck himself. We saw what all the lefties had to say about it. We saw how students think that the snow men in this world are not gendered correctly. So I say give him a big snow man. Frickin caulk just to end there'll be like oh, that's freaking racist because it's white. And we'll be like it's a fucking snowman. What the fuck do you anyway, we talked about how everybody in frickin Britain thinks that Santa should be gay. We talked about the zombie apocalypse that we're pretty much facing and America's first Christmas with Washington Crossing the Delaware and of course, we brought it home with Pastor Brooks giving you a nice message from the heart of gang land Chicago folks. I love you all. Have a merry Merry Christmas, please go to www dot American bookmark the site so you can get new blogs, new podcasts, new memes and everything you can donate there at the Donate tab you could sign up for our newsletter which if everything goes down, it's going to be the only way I can talk to you. So go there again American revenue comm sign up for the newsletter if you want to donate crypto email me directly. James lane at American revenue comm you can find us on all the big end all the small social media websites except for LinkedIn and except for parlour because we've been banned completely off of both that's another story for another time, but fuck both of them. 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